Unsolicited Advice

Lady, I don't think that Support For Domestic Violence means what you think it means.

She is actually a registered lobbyist. Maybe you get one "Get out of Jail Free" card with your membership...

What's your problem?

The comments are open for any questions you might want an answer to.

Unsolicited Advice

Don't feed the bears.

This woman might just be too stupid to live. She survived, but no thanks to her own thinking.

Featured Advice

I used CreditCardOlogy to find my soul mate and I still haven't received a a notification of *who* my soul mate is. Where have I gone wrong?


My Answer:

There is no earthly reason that this hasn't worked for you! Check your credit card. Is it yours? Is it stolen? Did you check your bill for hidden clues? Those random numbers should have long since paid off for you.

On the other hand, you could try leaving your house, stepping out into the sunlight and speaking to other human beings.

Obviously this method is riskier and less likely to succeed, but what the hell? Give it a try.

News advice

I understand that there are slow newsdays, but if you are going to start doing stories on people NOT dying, you may need to expand your entertainment section.

This just in...Tina Turner is STILL alive! Also, Bono is doing well.

Some Advice:

Know your limits.

Four wives are fine. Six is way too many.

Featured Advice

Dear cold canadian,

My mom says I am too young to date, but all my friends are allowed. How old should you be to date boys?


You should be old enough to be able to convince your mother that you are spending time at the library, and not one day sooner! How could you even think of making your mother worry like that?

Beauty advice

If you are of the "look good or die" camp, why not do both?

Featured Advice

I don't think you are all that qualified to give advice. Some of your advice seems bad. Dangerous even. Is this blog the best way to go for you?

My Answer:

Yes.