Featured Advice

I used CreditCardOlogy to find my soul mate and I still haven't received a a notification of *who* my soul mate is. Where have I gone wrong?


My Answer:

There is no earthly reason that this hasn't worked for you! Check your credit card. Is it yours? Is it stolen? Did you check your bill for hidden clues? Those random numbers should have long since paid off for you.

On the other hand, you could try leaving your house, stepping out into the sunlight and speaking to other human beings.

Obviously this method is riskier and less likely to succeed, but what the hell? Give it a try.